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ikenbot:

Spooky Aurora
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fairytalesfor20somethings:

The Three Little Pigs had all grown up. It was strange to think they’d once spent all day every day together; their lives were so separate now. They barely saw each other. But then the First Little Pig conference called the other two to give them the news that his wife was having a baby girl.

And they were in it together again, cheering and saying “wow, wow.” This was their life. They were brothers.
Wed, 28th Nov — 109 notes
go-suck-a-grayson:

goggledsmileyragface:


while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

oh my god

this man is pefect.
Tue, 27th Nov — 189,598 notes
i sincerely don’t want to write this essay

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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i wonder how much cooler i would of been if i had a larger vocabulary

perhaps i would have used a different word than “cooler”

Mon, 26th Nov — 0 notes
i’ll play you so silly with my words, you’ll be confabulating about what happened at the end of it all

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the disappointment that follows when

what reality beholds painstakingly shreds your delicately

formed image of what you thought everything was supposed to be

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and ever so slowly, the veil of mystery that covers the nakedness and rounds the curves of your enticing existence slides off your extremities. it does not mirror the musings of my mind’s eye.

i am reluctant to look any further.

Mon, 26th Nov — 0 notes
fluffy words are so damn fluffy to the point where they are soft to the ears and to the heart but hold no weight for the reader to bear in their soul

and damn, your words are as fluffy as they can possibly get

Mon, 26th Nov — 0 notes
you know, after something totally novel introduces itself into your life

you cant tell whether you should be crying with joy

or frowning in confusion

utter confusion

i hate being confused

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